Well, let’s see…I’m an American living in British Columbia, Canada, and working on getting my Canadian citizenship.

I’m married to the most wonderfullest-est-est woman in the whole world! Every time I say that she either goes “Awww g’wann!” or says it’s “getting deep in here,” but she knows it’s true. I try to be a wonderful husband, of course, but she out-wonderfuls me every time!

We’ve got two boys and two cats…you’ll get more details on a need-to-know basis.

My creative ideas usually come to me whenever I’m driving or in the shower, two places where it’s hard to jot something down on a memo pad.

I’ve never had a great memory to begin with, and it gets worse the older I get. Five minutes after I park the car or get out of the shower, those “creative ideas” I just mentioned go pfffffft!

That wouldn’t be so bad as long as I can forget ever having those ideas in the first place, but of course I remember forgetting things all the time…hence my agony.

I’m 47, and keep telling my wife that some day soon she’ll have to introduce herself every morning. She says she’s fine with that…I’ve got the best wife in the WHOLE world!!

I’ll probably add some more stuff here over the course of time, for now it’ll have to do.

Welcome to ME!